#jia: shitposting

[iinexorabile]

aeons ago, in a time now mostly forgotten, two intellectuals once said;

[doomxdriven]

I hope this sends but I needed to share what happened in my new file of Cult of the Lamb. I've been naming followers after our muses and this is what happened to Jia a half an hour after getting him.

[LOCAL MAGICIAN / STRATEGIST FUCKING DIES *CAUGHT IN 4K HD*]

[amystarrstuff]

part 6 (part 5)

[player-1]

Oh boy, I sure can't wait for Intervallo 7.5, where the bus goes on yet another wacky roadtrip while the gang goes to Hong Lu's home district and learn about his extremely complex family dynamic and the many many references to the original novel, it's multiple remakes, and/or the series adaptation.

The next Walpurgis is most likely the Safety Team with Netzach as the next Announcer; and the next LobCorp IDs might connect to Abnormalities of denial, blissful ignorance, or the constricting force of family (Queen of Hatred, Queen Bee, Void Dream).

Even if the Sinners adjust to the fact that one of their members is a Second Kindred Bloodfiend, everyone keeps eyeing Outis just in case she tries to kill Don mentally or physically. She's still salty about the "betrayal" of having a definite threat in their ranks and were possibly waiting to backstab them at any moment (...Did something happen with Eurylochus, Outis?).

And even if she's also adjusting to a modernish life without the fanatic belief in Fixers, Don Sancho Quixote the Second reads them the riot act on their multiple attempts to prove she's a "real vampire" and committing elder abuse: shining light in her eyes or putting her in direct sunlight, putting garlic in her food, Dead Butterfly's coffin and Hundred Sins cross mace in her face cause Christian symbol or possible vamp bed, chasing her with a water bottle or spray bottle, so much water, so much water...

[outism-had-a-purpose]

Ahab at the N Corp company mandated girl's night out

[ray-elgatodormido]

So I came up with this stupid joke that kinda summarizes part of the premise of my Silly Fanfic and I’ve been laughing at it for way too long. Just poor Xiaosheng he just can’t take a break.

On another note, Lü Bu just graduated from the university of cunthology

That’s it folks

[simayeeet]

found this pic on twitter and knew who to target exactly

[anotherteenageroninternet]

they're porn bots TO YOU . to me they are beautiful ladies who're mesmerized by my charm

[madsmadart]

(From 2022)

Some shitpost redraws feat. my starbound characters lol

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Honestly, Kong thought Suko was a menace in the first place, but eventually felt pity on him..

I’m not the first person to bring this up but I wanted to post it anyway.

[iinexorabile]

"Anyway, so I started slaying, right, and--"

"Uhhh, huh, didn't I just banish your ass? How the hell do you keep gettin' in my house?"

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[doomxdriven]

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guo jia: ic 

;king of strategic decisions (GUO JIA); 

 ;everything with form is ephemeral (JIA MUSINGS); 

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;i see what’s mine and take it (JIA: POKEVERSE) 

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;dress me up and watch me die (JIA AESTHETICS); 

;the lies i weave are oh so intricate (JIA ANSWERS); 

 ;symphonies of the overdosed (JIA MUSIC); 

jia: shitposting

 ;this side of paradise (TWOxJIA); 

[kaiju-krew]

this makes me laugh every time I watch it, thus it was destined to become a shitpost

[simayeeet]

guo jia keeps doing the ibuprofen pose

[anotherteenageroninternet]

made my friends laugh today. im gonna get a good grade in friendship which is both normal to want and possible to achieve